Two of the 4 year olds.. I have Four.

{sorry to the lady eating behind us... I hope you aren't hiding this from anyone cuz now it's on the internet}

 I hung out at Costco with these two today... it is pretty much one of my favorite things.  Well until the Evil One starts trying to get out of the cart, then guh, it is time to go home. 

This time was pretty routine...she just wanted to kiss her cousin on the mouth and chop off my head."I am going to chop off your heeead!" she yelled, when I told her,"no way!"(to the kissing... who cares about my head, it wasn't a great hair day anyway).

So anyway when I told her NO WAY! NO KISSING!  (Even though the cousin is totally down with it... raised brow). She did in fact try to chop off my head.

 But don't worry my friends, I am the grown up here and so to make my point even clearer, I may or may not have told them that a certain police officer, who was convieniently checking out in front of us, would arrest anyone who kissed a boy/girl before they were 16 (I should have said 35). 

 I have his number and I am not afraid to use it.