So I have this other blog, a very private blog that only I can see. It mostly has the crappy stuff that would make people feel sorry for me, those things I need to spill out but don't want to post it for all to read. You know that stupid single girl crap... it mostly says stuff like this,
Dear crappy journal, I am fat and single.
or Dear crappy journal I am grumpy and fat.
or Dear crappy journal everyone around me sucks. Why? You know the usual girl stuff. Plus I use a ton of run on sentences and bad grammar and use the words crap and suck a lot. I mean a freakin lot. I hope I am not the only person with a grumpy journal, although I probably am. That would really figure. Well, I was just writing in it and I made some awesome confessions that I wish I could share with you all because they are freakin rad. But alas I made this thing waaaaay too public for those kind of declarations. But if you really want to know, you should totally ask me. I mean seriously. I am hilarious when I am grumpy. I mean LYBO (laugh your behind off) FUN-ny. HA.
4 comments:
oh, man, i'll bet it's hilarious. bummer that it's private. :(
Um, so I love you. You don't have to convince me of your hilarity...I have witnessed it for my very own self!! :-) Everone should be as lucky.
Beth, I have one too! Please email details or add me!!!!!!!!!!!! :) worth a try. Love ya xxx
I have one of those too! It just helps to write it all down and get it out there, if only you are the only one that can see it :)
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