Friday, October 29, 2010

Internet Dating strikes again

Dear Single

  • Male
  • 38 years old
  • 6' 2" tall
  • Few Extra Pounds
  • Light Brown hair - Hazel eyes
  • Caucasian
  • Very good looking
  • Still Studying (education)
  • Divorced
  • Has 1 child, lives with 0
  • Regularly attends church
  • Temple Recommend
  • Served a mission
Man with no Photo,

As much as I am flattered by this note....

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Your sexy!!!
                  
Don
 

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I am pretty sure you are actually

  • Male
  • 55 years old
  • 5' 4" tall
  • More than a Few Extra Pounds
  • Light Brown hair - Hazel eyes
  • Caucasian
  • Hideous to be seen
  • Dropped out of high school (education)
  • Divorced
  • Has 8 children, lives with 0
  • Church????
  • Can't tell the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE
  • Served time

Please put up a photo so I can confirm that I need to block you.
Thanks
b

5 comments:

Mary Anne said...

Bah ha ha ha ha! I love you Beth.

maccam said...

Ha Ha! If he does send you a photo- show it! :)

Kelly said...

Oh man. Who among us really thinks of ourselves as "very good looking."? You gotta have a picture to back that up! Run and hide!

mrs. jar said...

Seriously? Oh Beth. Run. Run fast!

D. Jarman said...

Beth that Your and You're comment, absolutely the funniest thing I have heard in days. Now that is witty.