If you go online to a certain dating website, you will find this profile.... I was getting a little bored with my old mostly witty profile and decided to change it up a bit...
I thought you may enjoy reading what unsuspecting guys run into everyday.
Why in the world am I still single????
{this is an actual profile picture... I do have some that are a little more inviting on the site as well... a little}
A little about me...
I am extremely high maintenance and completely dull. I am bratty and demanding. I am pretty sure I am every guys dream.
I love chocolate and ice cream and hate video games. I am a very bad speller. I take absolutely no responsibility for that (the spelling...not the chocolate)... I blame my public education, it has nothing whatsoever to do with my laziness... oh ya did I tell you I am lazy????
What I am looking for in a guy... hmmm... breathing. Someone who thinks I am funny,or at least fakes it. Hopefully he is funny so I don't have to fake it. Being brilliant wouldn't hurt either. Oh not to mention wealthy and ridiculously good looking.
Why on earth am I single I wonder?????
Ps I am kind of a flirt snob... They seriously Bu-ug...I don't respond to flirts, but I will always respond to a personal note so send something witty my way.
How I feel about the Church...
I take the gospel very seriously... though I am still working on a testimony of Sunday School.
What I do for fun...
I dabble in photography. I love eating. I like to travel. I am rather adventurous... as long as death isn't a risk I am sure I would try it once. I love movies and videos. I am more of a "nature walk" kind of girl than a full blown backpack luggin kind. I would really prefer it if you carried my water too. I am going to attempt to run the turkey trot this Thanksgiving...{raised brows}. I also have a bike that I have ridden once. {I am willing to ride it again if it ever cools down stop judging me.}
4 comments:
I love it! It makes me laugh because I know you! I can picture you saying all of this and the facial expressions you would be making! Is that weird? Do I see you too much at work? I do think that your profile explains EXACTLY who you are!!!
I love you so much. If I were a single guy, I would be totally sold. I have a bike and it has been used twice, but I totally blame the heat as well.
HA HA!!!! This is awesome! We are so alike in so many ways. Plus...I'm attempting to run -probably mostly walk- the Turkey Trot too!!!! Although you will be wayyyyyy ahead of me...oh...then that means I'll get to view your hot butt. Love, Cam
Love it! You're so dang cute and SUCH a catch, I'm not really sure why you're single either...
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